Spaghetti Days - A Haiku Compilation by Anonymous

dernier des Skittles
saveurs non conventionnelles
couleurs attendues

morality grab
humans' first and worst attempt
to hell with your god

drank too much last night
jagged waves of fetid puke
splitting me in two

Trump and Kanye West
embarrassment to the max
someone, please, stop them

Queen of selfish cunts
contrefête cod-lipped digger
supremely grotesque

sun slips below land
the last rook ruffles, settles
our drunkards gather

Sick schism-ism
when opinion trumps science
I'll grow you a brain

whose romanesco?
get your fractal vegetable
out of my fruit bowl!